Because Evil Mr Kadrey loves to torture his hero’s girlfriend readers like that. My boyfriend is kind of on a deadline in this instalment, you see you probably don’t realize it but this is me being hilariously funny and stuff, and you don’t really know how things are going to turn out until the very last page. Which felt orgasmically glorious and stuff. What I can actually tell you is that Hollywood Dead stressed the shrimp out of nefarious little me from beginning to end. In case you missed it, the point I was so brilliantly trying to make up here ↑↑ is: this instalment is One Big Fishing Spoiler (OBFS™) and there is very little I can tell you about it. I bet Mr Kadrey will be eternally full of grate and stuff. The guy is uncommonly generous with the awesomely spoilerish stuff I wanted to trademark this one but the acronym wasn’t terribly, um, classy and stuff, so I thought better of it. And that spoiler spoiler spoiler, too! Amazing, isn’t it?! That’s Richard Kadrey for you. Then I could tell you that spoiler spoiler spoiler. Well, I guess I could start by repeating for the hundred millionth time telling you that Jimmy Stark is my #1 boyfriend, and that anyone or anything coming near a 1,000,000 mile radius of him will die a somewhat excruciating death at the hands pincers of my murderous children but hey, no pressure and stuff. What can I tell you about this Slightly Scrumptious Instalment (SSI™), you ask? Besides the fact that it might or might not be one of the Bloody Shrimping Best (BSB™) in the series, you mean? Oh, I don’t know. “Anyone can give you chocolate and flowers, but when they’ll disembowel someone for you? That’s true love.” But with a mysterious enemy on the loose, a debt to pay, and a clock ticking down, this may truly be the beginning of his end. Stark has been in dangerous situations before-you don’t get named Sandman Slim for nothing. To succeed he’s got to enlist the help of new friends-plus a few unexpected old faces.
Even though he’s armed with the Room of Thirteen Doors, Stark knows he can’t find Wormwood’s enemies alone. There’s a time limit on his reanimated body, and unless Stark can find the people targeting Wormwood, he will die again-and this time there will be no coming back.
While he may be home, Stark isn’t quite himself. To return to L.A., he had to make a deal with the evil power brokers, Wormwood-an arrangement that came with a catch. James Stark is back from Hell, trailing more trouble in his wake. Life and death takes on an entirely new meaning for half-angel, half-human hero James Stark, aka, Sandman Slim, in this insanely inventive, high-intensity tenth supernatural noir thriller in the New York Times bestselling series.
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